Hello my name is Purrfesor Daiquiri Gray Trouble.
I will be teaching you the course ” Living life to the fullest like their is no tomorrow”.
In this course you will learn how to maximise the use of your nine lives. We are the only species with nine lives so let’s make sure we use them up wisely and have as much fun as we can cram in.
Class will be held on Tuesday and Thursday. It will start at 1 pm with a 15 minute cat nap at 1:30 pm and end at 2:30 pm so you can squeeze in another cat nap at home before supper time.
- Obtain decibel rating of your human when you are either swinging from the chandelier or re-arranging the blinds.
- Learn what swear words your human likes uttering so you know when you are really living life to the max.
- Learn cat yoga so when you’re enjoying life your humans stress won’t affect you